THE LUGE IS LIFE

SUPER DAVE makes a test run for the upcoming "GASCAR" 200!
Super Dave rolled out his BLUE TANK prototype that first weekend for a trial "run for the hoses" in what could best be charaterized as an RV campers version of the "Soap Box Derby".
Dave made it half way to the new pond from in front of the store without serious injury. The camp "HEAD NURSE", Ms Siren, and his wife Kim had emergency bandages, (if unsuccessful), and beer, (if he made it safe).
Dave is looking at a 2 movie deal in the future named, "Looking Out For Number Two"

Can you feel it? You can almost smell it? You can't sleep at night? It�s almost here. You know what I�m talking about. Saturday will be the day of reckoning. The rightful King will be crowned. The Lugers will come to pay there respects to this game we call The Blue Luge! Luge is life they will proclaim. The race will be only fleeting but the stories of crafting and building will carry us through the long winter months and comfort us in our old age. The Luge Is Life they will scream!

Sleep well my friends. Soon the sun will shine brighter and the air will be heavy with anticipation. The gentile sounds of Frogs in the pond will be replaced with the sound of raw drunken stupidity. Old men bragging of the superiority of there machines, All the while with thoughts of sabotage in the back of there minds. The Luge is Life. It�s bigger than anyone person, any ones dreams, any fantasy pales in the light of Victory!
To the mortal onlookers and nay Sayers that would reject the Luge I say,
"The Luge is Life!"

WINNER OF THE 2ND ANNUAL 2008 BLUE LUGE
MICK AND THE GREEN SHIT RACING TEAM
"If you ain't rubbin', you ain't racin'!"

A SAD MESSAGE FROM SUPER DAVE....
The Luge is done
Our hour has past
It seems our founder
Has lost his ass
He said it was the luge that mattered
Yet his machine lay broken and tattered
The smell of victory, it seemed so near
And his opponents just seemed to sneer
They had a mission, Win at all costs !
So they drugged his douche bag
To ensure his loss!
Into the pond they said, well watch him drown
So down he went without a sound.
The snapping turtles chewed upon his toes
While the frogs appeared where no one goes
Now the luge survived and so its Master
But He,ll be back for a new disaster
He will face his friends with a shrewd and cunning plan.

He will bring Blue across this land.
And soon all will know what we learned this week
Keep an eye on your douche bag, my friends are creeps.
Vile and treacherous they may be.
But always they are friends to Me.

Sleep well my Friends and remember The Luge is Life.
But without our friends it's just a blue tank for hauling shit.

2008 GALLERY