It never ceases to amaze us what can happen when adults are provided a safe and secure adult atmosphere to be themselves. Here is a collection of odds and ends from past events that sometimes just spring up at the last minute. Some were one time ideas that will be brought back at some future date, so it might be a good idea to get on that email mailing listin case one of these actually turns into a fun event for a weekend you will be attending.
If it weren't for the members and guests that share their time and effort to make this resort a fun place to visit, it wouldn't
be any different than any other campground or resort, and all of us at Northaven Resort thank you.
I wish we had more pictures for you but as you know, these are the PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES open to us.
WE DO MORE IN ONE HAPPY HOUR THAN MOST RESORTS DO IN ONE DAY!
Suzy getting ready for "Schoolgirl" Dance
If we could harness the sexual tension with this bunch, maybe we wouldn't have a fuel shortage?
GET YOUR ROCKS OFF!
Paint a rock and leave it on MEMORY HILL.. God knows NORTHAVEN has enough rocks for everyone. Paint and brushes in the Pavilion most every weekend.
I know that granite is a "Hard" medium to come to terms with, so if you need help, there are usually plenty of critics around this place.
If your thinking, "What would June Cleaver do in a situation like this?" Cancel you reservation!
VELMA'S BUTT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL THE DEAL WITH MILLER LITE FELL THROUGH
Visitors from other planets often choose our drunken guests to go for rides in their UFOs.
Some unpublished NORTHAVEN MEMBER perks in the nearby town of Brooklyn include:
1.Counterboy at
the McDonalds tosses in extra ketchup without you having to ask.
2.Less time
waiting in County Market because you can use the
CLOTHING OPTIONAL checkout aisle.
3.Your picture
in the back room of the Brooklyn Lumber Yard.
4.Fewer hassles
applying for a commercial fishing license at Knutson's bait shop.
