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It never ceases to amaze us what can happen when adults are provided a safe and secure adult atmosphere to be themselves. Here is a collection of odds and ends from past events that sometimes just spring up at the last minute. Some were one time ideas that will be brought back at some future date, so it might be a good idea to get on that
email mailing list in case one of these actually turns into a fun event for a weekend you will be attending.

If it weren't for the members and guests that share their time and effort to make this resort a fun place to visit, it wouldn't be any different than any other campground or resort, and all of us at Northaven Resort thank you.

I wish we had more pictures for you but as you know, these are the PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES open to us.


A POEM FROM OUR DARLING MICHELLE
 
Hurry weekend, we want to play
Letís start summer the band camp way!
Drunk bitch Thursday kicks things in gear,
Friday night, the gangs all here!
We will drink, and laugh and drink some more
We will shed our clothes, shout SHOTZ and WHORE!

From Tiki Lane, the Pond and Hill
Every member knows the drill.
Grab the cooler, jump in your cart
The 20th season is about to start
For this is the Northaven philosophy|
Letís begin the debauchery!

Happy Summer Band Camp FamilyÖ.Love, Humberto and Michelle xo


Thousands across the nation shed their swimsuits and went for the plunge Saturday, July 10th 2010 in an attempt to beat the Guinness World Records largest skinny dip across North America.

After the MS NUDE NORTHAVEN CONTEST as many people as we could got in the swimming pool. Everyone is going to be in the water at the about the same time. My count is 105!

136 participating resorts across the nation hosted the American Association for Nude Recreation World Skinny Dip and Northaven Resort decided to do it too for fun!

The current Guinness World Record is 13,648 participants in 2009.



 www.NorthavenResortTrips.com

THE FUN DOESN'T STOP WHEN NORTHAVEN CLOSES
IT'S THE NORTHAVEN ROAD TRIPS SCHEDULE

CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE NORTHAVEN ADVENTURES WHEN "BAND CAMP" CLOSES!!


TASTE OF NEW ORLEANS

IT WAS TAIL PINCHING AND HEAD SUCKING ALL DAY!


CAR SHOWS
We exploded that terrible myth that if you have a beautiful classic car with a BIG engine you have a little willy! This was the place to prove it!
 



 
 Renee and Dan's Caribbean Day Auction
CLICK HERE FOR THE NEXT DATE AND DETAILS


"FROM GOWNS TO GARTERS"
WEDDING DAY RENEW YOUR VOWS

Our 1st naked wedding reception
CLICK HERE FOR THE PICTURES OF THE EVENT!




BILL AND TONI'S BEACH PARTY and the 1st Annual Buccaneer Classic
(click here for more pics of the Boat Race)



BROWN AND SHRIVELED AT THE PIG ROAST


CASINO NIGHT


AM I AT "6 FLAGS" OR AM I AT NORTHAVEN?


The 5th Annual Fiesta Party.


 
We drank as much Tequila as we did pouring it over the games contestants.  
Wait, wasn't that chocolate pudding was supposed to be used for the dessert?

CLICK HERE FOR THE 2009 PUDDING PICS GALLERY



  

BIKER BASH PICS


GONG SHOW 2007


WE DO MORE IN ONE HAPPY HOUR THAN MOST RESORTS DO IN ONE DAY!


Suzy getting ready for "Schoolgirl" Dance   


If we could harness the sexual tension with this bunch, maybe we wouldn't have a fuel shortage?


 
                 
"The theme was 'A Night in Gitmo' "               Humm, so was this one?
                                                                               
  CLICK HERE FOR MORE PUDDING PICTURES


If your thinking, "What would June Cleaver do in a situation like this?" Cancel you reservation!

            
VELMA'S BUTT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL      THE DEAL WITH MILLER LITE FELL THROUGH


          



               


Visitors from other planets often choose our drunken guests to go for rides in their UFOs.


              


 


Some unpublished NORTHAVEN MEMBER perks in the nearby town of Brooklyn include:
1.       Counterboy at the McDonalds tosses in extra ketchup without you having to ask.
2.       Less time waiting in County Market because you can use the CLOTHING OPTIONAL checkout aisle.
3.       Your picture in the back room of the Brooklyn Lumber Yard.
4.       Fewer hassles applying for a commercial fishing license at Knutson's bait shop.

PAST 50's Parties


TIRED OF THAT "Catch-Your-Own-Wasp-Ranch" you go to in Ohio every year?

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