FUN STUFF
It never ceases to amaze us what can happen when adults are provided a safe and secure adult atmosphere to be themselves. Here is a collection of odds and ends from past events that sometimes just spring up at the last minute. Some were one time ideas that will be brought back at some future date, so it might be a good idea to get on that email mailing listin case one of these actually turns into a fun event for a weekend you will be attending.
If it weren't for the members and guests that share their time and effort to make this resort a fun place to visit, it wouldn't
be any different than any other campground or resort, and all of us at Northaven Resort thank you.
I wish we had more pictures for you but as you know, these are the PHOTO OPPORTUNITIESopen to us.
TALK ABOUT FUNNY...
CHECK OUT THE OPENING NUMBER FOR THE MS.NUDE NORTHAVEN SHOW 2011
Thousands across the nation shed their swimsuits and went
for the plunge Saturday, July 10th 2010 in an attempt to beat the Guinness World Records largest
skinny dip across North America.
After the MS NUDE NORTHAVEN CONTEST as many
people as we could got in the swimming pool. Everyone is going to be in the water at the about the same time. My count is 105!
136 participating resorts across the nation hosted the
American Association for Nude Recreation World Skinny Dip and Northaven Resort decided to do it too for fun!
The current Guinness World Record is 13,648 participants in 2009.
TASTE OF NEW ORLEANS
IT WAS TAIL PINCHING AND HEAD SUCKING ALL DAY!
CAR SHOWS We exploded that terrible myth that if you have a beautiful classic car with a BIG engine you have a little willy! This was the place to prove it!
If your thinking, "What would June Cleaver do in a situation like this?" Cancel you reservation!
VELMA'S BUTT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL THE DEAL WITH MILLER LITE FELL THROUGH
Visitors from other planets often choose our drunken guests to go for rides in their UFOs.
Some unpublished NORTHAVEN MEMBER perks in the nearby town of Brooklyn include:
1.Counterboy at
the McDonalds tosses in extra ketchup without you having to ask.
2.Less time
waiting in County Market because you can use the
CLOTHING OPTIONAL checkout aisle.
3.Your picture
in the back room of the Brooklyn Lumber Yard.
4.Fewer hassles
applying for a commercial fishing license at Knutson's bait shop.
