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July 3rd and July 4th, 2009
TWO DANCE WEEKEND
SUZY SAYS, "YES WE HAVE NAKED BINGO TOO!"
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CASINO NIGHT!
Friday July 3rd
If you're tired of waiting to hear from Ed McMahon to come through with that million dollars, then come to the pavilion cuz...
EVERYONE IS A WINNER
BLACK JACK - CRAB RACES - RING TOSS - BINGO - POKER
VIBRATOR RACES - TONS OF GAMES
No card counting please!
Take your casino bucks tickets and
win a chance at over
$2,000 in prize baskets.
Dance in the Clubhouse Friday after the Prize Drawing.
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July 4th
BE A TOURIST AT NORTHAVEN
(TRAILER TOUR EDITION)
Whether this will be your first time at Northaven, you're
associate members, daily guests, regular visitors, or have a place,
this is your chance to Meet your neighbors, sample their favorite hors
d' oeuvres or exotic drink and tour the resort!This is your chance to, meet
new couples, see who has moved where, see who lives where. Put faces with their places! Every 10 minutes, as a
group, we move to the next open house. Obtain an individual raffle ticket at each open house for the
HUGE DRAWING at the block party! The more raffle tickets you get, the
more chances you have to win.
Sexy attire or nudity highly encouraged!
Bring your golf cart, or do the walking
tour... (nudist parade)
8:00pm Street Dance ends.!
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1:00 pm The Tour starts at the gazebo and stops at all the open house trailers/lots.
The tour ends 5:30 at the big
pond with a; Pond Scum cook-out and block party/street dance featuring
DJ Dangerous Drew.
Chicken, burgers and a keg are served under the tents
on Little Beaver Lane.
6:00pm Tour Raffle
It’s RED-WHITE & BLUE
DANCE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE STREET PARTY At 9 PM
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July 11th, 2009
Ms. Nude Northaven Contest
Contest Starts at 2pm!
INTRODUCING SUZY & MARK
Winners will have a chance to represent Northaven Resort at Hedo in Jamacia at the
MS NO SWIMSUIT CONTEST.. CLICK FOR PICS
CLICK HERE FOR RULES AND ENTRY INFORMATION!
Ms Nude Northaven says,
"I saved 15% on "tiara" insurance by switching to
Geico"
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MS NUDE NORTHAVEN 2008
THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR!!
PRIZES INCLUDE:
ONE YEAR NORTHAVEN RESORT MEMBERSHIP
TRIPS AND DANCES
MORE MS NUDE NORTHAVEN PICS
TICKET INFORMATION
CLICK HERE TO CONTACT BEV
DANCE Saturday At 9 PM
after the event.
CLICK HERE FOR RULES AND ENTRY INFORMATION!
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July 18th, 2009
It's CHRISTMAS IN JULY DANCE
Sponsored by the APPLE
apple1x.com
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See why those
"APPLE ELFETTES"
enjoy summer so much.... I bet it's cause they don't freeze their RUDOLPH'S like in the winter in those little short costumes!
There will be plenty of miseltoe and a few camel toes at the dance tonight!
DANCE At 9
PM
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July 18th, 2009
5th Annual Volleyball Challenge
SPONSORED BY
MONAVIE... IT'S LIKE VIAGRA IN A BOTTLE !
CLICK THIS LOGO FOR MORE MONAVIE INFORMATION
Drink this stuff and you won't have to derail an AMTRAK train
to get her attention tonight!
NORTHAVEN VOLLEYBALL PROGRAM
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GEORGE AND KATIE WELCOME YOU TO
NORTHAVEN'S ANNUAL
"TOURNAMENT
OF HOSES"
Now this one is for the more serious volleyball players.
Bring your BEST five-player team to Northaven by 11 AM today and sign up with
Velma at "THE STORE".
There will be trophies, prizes, and more importantly, those ever popular bragging rights
for a whole year!
Christmas Dinner in the Pavilion after the game.
DANCE At 9 PM
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July 25th, 2009
Wine and Cheese Day
"BLUE LUGE"
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FROM 2 PM till 6 PM
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Yes!!! When you add the 18 gallons of Tony's Sangria to the total, we BEAT last years participation by a mile!
(Wouldn’t our mothers be proud?)
TO QUOTE TED KENNEDY AT THE LAST CAMPAIGN,
"Are you better off than you were four bottles ago?"
The answer would be YES at this party!
To participate, bring a bottle of wine to the event to share with all, Northaven motto: "SHARING IS CARING" Velma has wine in "THE STORE" if you forget your bottle.
THIS IS NOT A POT LUCK!
If you're in a really creative mood, bring one of those appetizers that you were so proud of at that last graduation. We promise not to criticize it like your family did.
We will thank you and eat it!
DANCE Saturday 9 PM
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