STOP BY ONE WEEKEND... YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT DURING THE DRIVE HOME SUNDAY !

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August 23rd, 2008
Bill and Toni's BEACH PARTY

Music and Beer starts around 1 PM

KEG BEER, HOT DOGS, & HAMBURGERS

Bill and Toni are donating a keg, so bring all your "beach gear" down the Pavilion and Pool and get ready to show Sandra Dee what she missed before nude
beaches were popular. 
BRING A DISH TO PASS!
August means, Hot weather, Hot babes, less clothes, 'Nuff said'

Dance is 9 PM in the clubhouse

August 30th, 2008
"THE CUPLESS CLASSIC"
Volleyball Tourney and Pig Roast

NORTHAVEN RESORT IS ON THE AIR…
Tune into Playboy TV to see our feature on their new hit reality show
“69 Sexy things To Do Before You Die”.
This new production is the ultimate adult travel reality series. Kira Reed, supervising producer and star in many Playboy TV'S 
“SEXCETERA” series segments, jet sets beautiful couples around the globe to experience the sexiest cities, most romantic resorts, and most exotic adventures on earth. "69 Sexy Things To Do Before You Die" will be seen by over 20 million Playboy Television subscribers and we are proud  to be selected to participate in this new hit series.

THIS SEGMENT: PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT

Over the Labor Day Weekend this year, Kira will be taping the adventures of Christene Nguyen and Mark Weiler.  They participate in the “Cupless Classic”, one of Northaven’s numerous nude volleyball tournaments. They will enjoy the Northaven experience first hand. A luau follows the games with a pig roast and dance in the clubhouse disco as well as airbrush body painting and a 20 foot waterslide. This weekend will make their soak in their private hot tub after the festivities the perfect ending to this unique Northaven experience.

Join us Labor Day Weekend.
No cameras or recording devices allowed at anytime at Northaven Resort.
If you can be taped that weekend, we have DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS for the security and privacy of our members and guests that can not be included in the recorded portions of the events.

Click here for details.

SIGN UP AT THE STORE BY NOON TO PARTICIPATE IN THE GAMES !

BBQ Chicken Breasts too!
PIG ROAST & LUAU STARTS AT 5 PM.. AFTER THE GAME IN THE PAVILION.
BRING A DISH TO PASS.

http://www.kirareed.com

KIRA REED AND PLAYBOY TV BRINGS

“69 SEXY THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE”

TO NORTHAVEN RESORT ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND.

“PLAYING IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT”

CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS ABOUT THE PROGRAM SHOOTING

ON SATURDAY, THIS ONE IS FOR EVERYONE
THE CUPLESS CLASSIC
 If you are new or so bad that no one wants you on their team, be at the courts around noon and we will get you on one. This is really more fun than a competition and the prizes aren't that big.

The Famous Northaven PIG ROAST AFTER THE EVENT and a LUAU!
THOSE PAGANS SURE KNEW HOW TO PARTY DOWN!
It's hard to believe why Captain Cook wanted those natives to change those Polynesian "customs" after the wind blew up a few of the grass skirts at the Luau?  Well there are no virgins or volcanoes at this party to sacrifice.
Hands off your coconuts please!

Dance At 9 PM and the Theme is "ISLAND"                                                                     

August 31st, 2008

SUNDAY MORNING PANCAKE BREAKFAST
CAMP GARAGE SALE & BOOK EXCHANGE

Polish up your fork!
DANCE TONIGHT IN THE DISCO

This one will "LICK YOU BACK"

AM I AT NORTHAVEN OR AM I AT IHOP ?

JOHN AND LEXIS POUR THE BATTER!
STARTS AROUND
11 AM
$5.00 Donation
Bring your old books that you thought you were going to read this summer to the pavilion and exchange em for those "trashy ones" you really wanted to read!

It's the NORTHAVEN GARAGE SALE!

ALSO empty out your closet at the camper and bring down the rest of that those hot outfits you don't dare take home and trade for someone else's "TRASHY" attire today.
You might even find that outfit your husband couldn't keep his eyes off of two dances ago!

Better yet, it might be to small for her and fit you this year.

 DANCE At 9 PM and the Theme is
"BLACK AND WHITE"

September 6th, 2008
Margaritaville Day

DJ "JIM"
WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DANCE FOR 2008

 

If you like Jimmy Buffet music and Margaritas, you're gonna LOVE Margaritaville Day at the
"TIKI BAR"
by the Gazebo today.

BACK TO SCHOOL THEME" 
at the dance and we know you girls have some of those school girl outfits in your closet!

So if you're allergic to sequins, this is the dance for you!
DANCE Saturday At 9 PM

September 13th, 2008
LETS HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY !!

Tired of everyone else having cake and getting presents?

NOT GETTING YOUR FAIR SHARE OF SPANKINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BIRTHDAY IN THE SUMMER AT BAND CAMP ??

ALL YOU WINTER BIRTHDAY FOLKS

IT"S YOUR DAY TODAY !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

There will be balloons in the clubhouse at the 9 PM dance and all those spoiled summer birthday will sing to us tonight!

September 20nd, 2008
Masquerade-Halloween Ball

Our camp butler, with the red vest, got a stake in the crotch
on Transylvania's Funniest Home Videos!

MASQUERADE BALL!

Hey, was the closest you came to dressing up was trading jumpsuits with your cellmate? Why let those little trick and treaters have all the fun this time of the year!...Come out this weekend with your "dress up" stuff. Members and guests work hard on their costumes so no one will recognize them. It will be the last chance to dance with someone you insulted this year without a lecture from them.

PRIZES: Best couple, female, and male costume. Be inventive for best results. 

DANCE Saturday At 9 PM

September 27th, 2008
Octoberfest German Day

It's a german "POT LUCK" in the clubhouse at 5:30 Saturday

LARRY AND BERNADETTE
HOST
BIG JUGGS AND BEER TODAY

It's gonna be hard to keep their hands off your Lederhosen today after a couple of
these get in your mouth!

Last year the "GERMAN FARE" was a gas! Wear your vapor resistant undies and remember, for your safety, the Bonfire is re-scheduled for "before dinner".

Bring your favorite German Dish to Pass !!

LAST DANCE of the season at 9 PM!

ONLY $15.00 for a whole day from 9 AM till 6 PM.

TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE WEEKEND TO BE BAD?
(and I don't mean the Michigan weather)

Whip off that bra, and settle back with a book or MP3 player. If you don't own any of the above, just sit by the pool, 
get some sun and listen to the tunes coming from the gazebo.

You don't have to miss your favorite soap. We will put it on one of the 4 TVs in the gazebo for you while you do your nails.

Come out to Northaven any Wednesday.

Single ladies will get, "Half" off grounds fees for the whole day and "all" off with your clothes (if you feel like it!). Bev or Velma will make sure you have something to drink and a snack for lunch.

If you have never been to Northaven before, now would be a great chance to see what the place is like without getting the hubby all wired up, if you
"get my drift."